10. Return of the Giant Carnivorous Hermaphrodite Snails (Yahoo News-LiveScience.com, 6-3-2011).
9. Man With Clown Nose in New Cumberland Poses No Serious Threat (Patriot-News, Harrisburg, Pa., 7-3-2011).
8. Gold, diamonds dropped into Salvation Army kettles (msnbc.com).
7. Woman Missing Since She Got Lost (Chicago Sun-Times, 5-17-2011).
6. Teen Dies of Shaken Baby Syndrome (Chicago Tribune, 3-9-2011)
5. Boy, 9, suspended for reportedly calling teacher ‘cute’ (from MSNBC.com)
4. St. Paul impounds fiberglass cow (from MSNBC.com).
3. Sinead O'Connor Gets a Marriage License in Las Vegas (from People.com).
2. Slip-Up in Chinese Military TV Show Reveals More Than Intended (from chinadigitaltimes.net).
1. Sweet deal! Couple finds love in Black Friday line (from msnbc.com)
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